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March 21, 2005
The "nightmare" scenario
From Drudge Report:
WHITE HOUSE STUDIES $4 GALLON 'NIGHTMARE' SCENARIO...
CONFIDENTIAL WHITE HOUSE MEMO
RE: GAS PRICES
If gas prices do hit four dollars a gallon -- the much-discussed "nightmare scenario" -- here is what we believe will happen, based on months of research and sophisticated computer modeling. For starters, there will be roving bands of violent bikers determined to steal what little gasoline is available. Machines will break down. After that a former cop named Max will stumble upon a strange community located at the edge of a desert. There he will be enlisted to help Aunt Entity fight Master Blaster for control of Bartertown. He will win but -- shockingly -- he will be thrown back into the desert after the victory. He will then stumble upon a group of orphans, the only survivors of a plane wreck. After rescuing the children, Max will return to Bartertown. Bottom line: If we do not convince Tina Turner to share control of Bartertown, we are all screwed.
Posted by teb at March 21, 2005 09:24 AM