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March 08, 2005
THOMAS BARTLETT: Handsome, successful, dead
I, Thomas Bartlett, was born on January 17, 1835. In April 1854, I married Malinda Ginger. When she died just two years later, I married Mary Jane Killion; she bore me eight children (what can I say? This was pre-Pill). I started out as a farmer, turned to blacksmithing, and later bought a saw-mill. After that I got into merchandising, which probably meant I owned a store. I became one of the most successful men in Edwardsport, Indiana. In my free time, I grew a strange beard.
Posted by teb at March 8, 2005 08:09 AM