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March 02, 2005
WALKING THE DOG: A confession
Each morning we go out and pee in the neighbors’ yards. Fiddler does the actual urination while I serve as lookout. We try to go before most people are up and again after most people have gone to bed. In certain yards, we even go so far as to poop. Fiddler takes care of the defecation itself while I scan the area. When she’s finished, I pull a plastic bag from my coat pocket and remove the evidence. Upon our return to the house I place the plastic bag and its contents in a large trash can. No one is the wiser. “Good girl,” I say, rubbing her head vigorously. “Good girl.”
Posted by teb at March 2, 2005 09:45 AM