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April 23, 2005
LBJ: President, Texan, Man, Cheese Lover
Many people search their whole lives and never find what they’re after. They look and do not discover. They seek in vain. Filled with hope and fear, they reach a trembling hand into the darkness -- and fail to grasp.
Boy, that must suck. But I don’t really know because this morning I found exactly what I’ve been looking for: a Tuttle sterling silver cheese knife engraved with the initials of our 36th president, Lyndon Baines Johnson. Now I will finally be able to combine my two passions -- a love of cheese and a fondness for LBJ memorabilia.
There’s a lesson here and the lesson is this: There is no end to the crap available on eBay. Also, you know, keep dreaming because one day you might find your own LBJ cheese knife. Although probably not because how many of these things can there possibly be?
Posted by teb at April 23, 2005 11:34 AM