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April 30, 2005
We're on to you, Tom Cruise. Oh yes. We are.
From a New York Post article on why gossip columnists don’t believe that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are really dating:
Cruise has done it before. When he began to push yet another box-office disappointment, 2001's "Vanilla Sky," he announced he was dating his co-star Penelope Cruz. (Few bought that one either.) And he famously began dating Nicole Kidman on the set of "Days of Thunder.” … Maybe someone will buy the magazines celebrating this week's affair of the decade, but as Hemmer put it on CNN yesterday, "You are gullible, America."
Oh you’re good, Tom Cruise, real good. Going around pretending to date the most beautiful women in the world. Please! We’re not buying it this time. I suppose you want us to believe that you’re dating Katie Holmes because she’s “very attractive” -- yeah, right. We’ve heard that one before. Admittedly your little ruse with Nicole Kidman was a good one: marrying her, adopting children, staying together for years. But, when you think about it, what man in his right mind would marry Nicole Kidman? What could she possibly have to offer? There must have been some darker motive at work. Likewise, Penelope Cruz. And now you want us to believe that you enjoy spending time with and perhaps even kissing Katie Holmes? Yuck! Where’s the fun in that? We know what you’re up to, Tom Cruise. Well, okay, we don’t really know what you’re up to but we know you’re up to something. And it can’t possibly have anything to do with wanting to date extremely attractive women. Who's gullible now, eh Mr. Cruise?
Posted by teb at April 30, 2005 11:50 AM