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May 08, 2005
Four car garage and we're still buildin' on
Kellie and I have two long-running arguments. The first is: Would it be possible to purchase a service animal even if you weren’t actually blind or otherwise impaired? I say yes because everybody has a price, even the good people who train dogs for the blind. Kellie, on the other hand, wonders why I keep bringing this up.
Our other argument is whether in the song "Luckenbach, Texas (Back to the Basics of Love)" Waylon Jennings sings "We’ve been too busy keeping up with the Jones" or "We’ve been too busy keeping up with the jokes." Kellie argues that jokes are not something people "keep up with" while "keeping up with the Jones" is a commonly used expression. I argue that her so-called logic is, you know, flawed and also ... hey look at that! [runs away]
If only there were some way to settle this argument. Imagine, if you will, a vast electronic repository of knowledge that could give you answers to such questions in mere seconds. We could call it "The Interweb" and we could use it to stamp out ignorance and unite the world. Also it would be good for finding deals on Lyndon Baines Johnson memorabilia.
Posted by teb at May 8, 2005 06:30 AM