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May 09, 2005
Possible slogans for the liquor store "Good Ole Reliable" that we pass each day on our drive to and from work
"Serving the needs of desperate alcoholics since 1978"
"Free brown paper bag with every purchase"
"If you decide to fall off the wagon, we'll be here"
"Screw your liver. What's it ever done for you?"
"For the discriminating boozehound"
"When you think of those who profit from and contribute to the misery of mankind, think of us"
"Stumble on in"
Posted by teb at May 9, 2005 11:41 AM