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May 02, 2005
Seek and ye shall find. Or not.
Each week literally tens and tens of people visit Minor Tweaks. Why? Well, often it’s by mistake. The hosting service tracks those who find Minor Tweaks using a search engine and records the phrases they searched. For instance, several people searching for the word "bergenost" have stumbled onto the site. One person came to Minor Tweaks while searching for information about our 36th president, Lyndon Baines Johnson. I trust they found what they were looking for.
Others, however, may not have been as pleased. The person who was searching for “How Am I Supposed To Live Without You chords” was probably disappointed. So here they are:
G D C G
G D Am G
Okay, actually those are chords to "Knockin’ On Heaven’s Door" but it’s the best I can do. The person searching for a "cracker barrel buttondown" was probably also less than satisfied. That is why Minor Tweaks will be offering its very own line of buttondown apparel. At some undetermined point in the future.
As for the person who was searching for "barking dog annoying computer program" I really don’t think I can help you. I’m sorry. Good luck with that, though.
Posted by teb at May 2, 2005 09:48 AM