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May 16, 2005
The weekend to-do list: a postmortem
Consider buying a scanner for the computer, get confused about features and prices, leave store empty-handed.
Read New Yorker while reclining on couch. Fall asleep mid-article.
Start mowing lawn, get distracted, don’t finish.
Play snowboarding video game for several hours until the "mountain is conquered."
Check mail. Then remember that it doesn’t come on Sunday.
Consider disposing of wood and bricks stacked haphazardly in front of shed. Fail to do so.
Fill a bowl with grapes. Eat them.
Walk through living room. Realize entire house smells like dog. Shrug, keep walking.
Posted by teb at May 16, 2005 08:26 AM