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June 19, 2005
Suggestions for artists
-- Paint a picture of fire. Burn it. Then use the ashes to spell the word "Regret."
-- Convince everyone you know that you've won the lottery. A week later, admit that it was a lie and apologize profusely. Then win the lottery for real but don't tell anyone.
-- Ask a stranger for his autograph. If he says yes, hand him a pen and a sheet of paper. After he's signed the paper, tear it up and walk away.
-- Shave off all your body hair and seal it in a Ziploc bag. Title the piece "Hair in Ziploc Bag."
-- Reenact the Kennedy assassination using dressed-up cats.
-- Slather your naked body in peanut butter and climb to the top of a radio tower with a megaphone. Shout "there's nothing to see here" over and over for several hours or until you get tired. Climb down and take a shower.
Posted by teb at June 19, 2005 11:39 PM