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June 05, 2005
This is how I roll
Many people buy expensive items -- such as designer clothes or luxury automobiles -- in order to appear successful. Not me: I’m not interested in being judged by what I wear or what kind of car I drive. It’s just not my style.
Instead, I like to fan myself with money, preferably twenties. "Sure is hot in here," I’ll say. Then I’ll pull out five or six crisp twenty-dollar bills and wave them in the direction of my face. Most people keep their money hidden away in a wallet or purse where no one can appreciate it. That’s stupid. I bring it out for all to see.
The effect is two-fold:
1. It allows everyone to know that I have money.
2. It helps keep me cool during the warm summer months.
Sometimes people will ask, "Why are you fanning yourself with twenty-dollar bills?" I always respond, "What do you expect me to use? Nickels?" That shuts them up.
Posted by teb at June 5, 2005 11:55 AM