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June 16, 2005
Gossip columnist Ted Casablanca writes a note of condolence
Dear Grievin' Pal o' Mine,
Yours truly was shocked shocked SHOCKED at the scuttlebutt regarding the oh-so untimely passing-like-a-lame-sequel of your mucho beloved 'n' wunnerful wunnerful mommy dearest. Tis mega-tragic, sez moi. Time to bust out the ebony ensemble for the sure-to-be-tear-filled soiree! 'Course keep ya head up and ya fly buttoned cuz there's a klieg light at the end of that crummy old tunnel, natch.
Love ya like dat!
Tedster
Posted by teb at June 16, 2005 10:28 AM