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June 01, 2005
Now it can be revealed
I knew all along that Deep Throat was Mark Felt. I decided, though, that it wouldn’t be right for me to reveal his identity. I mean, who am I to spoil the mystery? I chose to keep this knowledge from my friends and family as I felt (ha) that it would be an unnecessary burden. Also, I don’t trust any of them.
The natural question is: How did I find out? Did I spend countless hours sifting through the evidence, carefully weighing each detail? Did I watch "All the President’s Men" over and over, freeze-framing during the parking-garage scenes in hopes that I might catch a glimpse of his face? Did I liquor-up Bob Woodward in a hotel bar, invite him back to my room, take his clothes and then promise to give them back only if he told me? Well, obviously I’m not going to get into details at this point. Besides, now that Deep Throat’s identity is known, how I arrived at the correct answer isn’t important. Let me just say that for an old guy Woodward is pretty buff.
Posted by teb at June 1, 2005 09:45 AM