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June 09, 2005
Other threats Mike Tyson might have considered
From the Associated Press:
The former heavyweight champ sounded more like the "Iron Mike" of old than the new, charming Mike Tyson at a news conference promoting Saturday's fight against Kevin McBride at the MCI Center.As McBride stood at the podium insisting he's a "contender, not a pretender," Tyson interrupted him, saying "I'm going to gut you like a fish."
"I'm going to mince you like an onion."
"I'm going to braise you like a pot roast."
"I'm going to marinate you like a Cornish game hen."
"I'm going to season you lightly like asparagus risotto."
"I'm going to hit you with my fists as hard as I can until either you fall down and fail to get up for ten seconds or until the allotted time for our bout has expired. Whichever comes first."
Posted by teb at June 9, 2005 09:48 AM