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June 08, 2005
The Family Circus parents respond to the precious utterances of their offspring
-- Damn it, I just had that carpet cleaned!
You kids are driving me to an early grave.
-- Okay, whatever. Now go to bed.
-- That's because they're not real. Duh. Shouldn't you know stuff like that at your age?
-- Your logic doesn't wash. Plus there's no way that limb can support your weight.
-- Mommy is tired and drunk. Leave her alone.
Posted by teb at June 8, 2005 09:38 AM