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June 23, 2005
You may already be a wiener
From the Oscar Mayer website:
Tell us in 100 words or less how you'd use the Wienermobile for a day -- you could win the ride of your life and $5,000 to create the ride!
-- If I had the Wienermobile for a day, I would use it to create hot dog awareness. Many people think of hot dogs as something you eat only at baseball games or on the street in New York City. This is a myth. In fact, hot dogs can be eaten anywhere food is consumed. To dispel such widespread misconceptions, I would initiate an aggressive 24-hour campaign to inform and educate the hot dog-eating public.
-- The real question is “What wouldn’t I do if I had the Wienermobile for a day?” For starters, I wouldn’t sleep at all that day. I would just drive. Drive and drive. Man, what fun I would have. Driving in the Wienermoble. Think of it: Me in the Wienermobile. Just kicking back. Eating hot dogs. Wow. How great would that be?
-- If I had the Wienermobile for a day, I would be very careful with it. Other people might drive it really fast or throw a crazy tailgate party. Not me. I understand that having the Wienermobile for a day is a responsibility and I would treat the vehicle with respect. After all, this is Oscar Mayer’s corporate reputation that we’re talking about here. I would not do anything that might besmirch or otherwise damage the company’s image and/or stock price, such as driving it while bombed out of my mind on gin.
Posted by teb at June 23, 2005 10:53 AM