(Click here for more Minor Tweaks or here for I Have OPINIONS!!!)
July 21, 2005
Brad and Franz

From Salon's personals "Catch of the Day":
More about what I am looking for: "Brad Pitt meets Kafka."
Brad: Hey.
Franz: Hello.
Brad: How are things?
Franz: Pretty good, pretty good.
Brad: What have you been up to?
Franz: Oh, you know, the usual. Actually I got a ticket the other day and now I’m caught up in this crazy bureaucratic mess trying to get it resolved. It’s frustrating.
Brad: That’s rough.
Franz: What about you?
Brad: Well, I’m secretly dating a very attractive actress.
Franz: Good for you!
Brad: Yeah, but it’s got its downside, too. Paparazzi follow us everywhere. You can never get away from them. It kind of makes you paranoid after a while. Do you know what I’m saying?
Franz: I think I do. Sometimes I worry about turning into a bug.
Brad: Huh. Well, anyway, I should be going. But I’m glad we did this.
Franz: Me too, Brad.
Posted by teb at July 21, 2005 10:44 PM
