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July 30, 2005
NOT THAT YOU ASKED: Minor Tweaks suggests ...
... reading a new short story by George Saunders. And then buying his book Civilwarland in Bad Decline. And then writing him a long, over-the-top, slightly creepy fan letter.
... purchasing a revolutionary device that allows you to CRUSH ALUMINUM CANS WITH YOUR FOOT. It’s only $4.99! (thanks to Minor Tweak S.S.)
... listening to Ann Coulter expound on Canadian history. (Click on "Watch the McKeown/Coulter exchange")
... having a giggle at the expense of excitable rock critics.
... making a tomato sandwich. Just white bread and mayo. Maybe a little lettuce, if you feel like it.
Posted by teb at July 30, 2005 11:37 AM