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July 18, 2005
People on the metro: What I think they're thinking
-- Balding sixtyish man with the fluffy gray ponytail. “Hmm. Maybe it’s time to reconsider this ponytail.”
-- The teenage boy in the red, white and black Nikes: “Karl Rove is toast. Or maybe not. How can he possibly survive this? Then again, who knows with these guys.”
-- Twenty-something woman with big hoop earrings: “If someone asks how my weekend was I’m just going to tell the truth.”
-- Fortyish man with glasses and loafers: “First Jay-Z and now Eminem? Who’s left? Will Smith?”
-- Woman with sparkly Mickey Mouse handbag: “I mean, we’re talking about exposing a CIA agent to settle a political score. Doesn’t that tarnish your reputation just a little bit?”
-- Goateed guy with cell phone clipped to his belt: “Maybe I should grow a ponytail like that old dude.”
Posted by teb at July 18, 2005 12:38 PM