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July 07, 2005
Sandra Day O'Connor's resignation letter: The first draft
Dear President Bush,
This is to inform you of my decision to retire from my position as an associate justice of the Supreme Court of the United States effective upon the nomination and confirmation of my successor cuz I am so done with this crap. If Antonin tells me once more how he’s the only one who really “gets” the Constitution, I’m going to grab that gavel and mete out my own brand of high-court justice.
And as for the Honorable Mr. Souter, here’s a tip: No one wants to see your bird pictures again. They were boring the first time.
Sincerely,
Sandra Day O'Connor
Posted by teb at July 7, 2005 10:31 AM