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July 01, 2005
What Tony Blair and Bob Geldof were saying to each other while pretending to smile
Tony: Why is your head on my shoulder?
Bob: Just go with it, man. It’s rock ‘n’ roll.
Tony: No it’s not. This is a press conference. By the way, who are you?
Bob: Bob Geldof.
Tony: Right.
[awkward silence]
Bob: You don’t know who I am, do you?
Tony: Of course I do. You do these charity things. And you used to be in A Flock of Seagulls.
Bob: The Boomtown Rats.
Tony: Whatever. Is this going to be over soon?
Bob: Look at you, always rushing into something. Just can’t wait, can you?
Tony: What are you implying?
Bob: Nothing at all. If you want to leave, that’s fine. I’ll just send you a memo later.
Tony: Get your head off my shoulder!
Bob: Oh, am I invading your space without a legitimate justification?
Tony: That’s a cheap shot.
Bob: I’m sorry. Please forgive me.
Tony: This is supposed to be about saving the environment, not arguing with each other.
Bob: I think we’re actually saving poor people with this one.
Tony: Poor people, the environment, whatever. As long as it rocks!
Bob: Right on, Mr. Prime Minister. Right on.
Posted by teb at July 1, 2005 10:53 AM