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August 12, 2005
How to enliven a very dull anecdote by employing creative literary techniques
Use exclamation points:
Recently, I bought a spray nozzle for the hose! But then I lost it! So I bought another one! A couple of days after that I found the first one I bought! Now I have two!
Add adjectives and adverbs:
Recently, I bought a fabulous spray nozzle for the long, slinky hose. But then I totally lost it. A couple of harrowing days later, I suddenly found the first one I bought. Now I have two fabulous spray nozzles.
Lie:
Recently, I bought a spray nozzle for the hose. But then I lost it. So I bought another one. A couple of days after that I found the first one I bought. Now I have two. Also, I won the lottery.
Posted by teb at August 12, 2005 10:14 AM