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August 16, 2005
Suggestions for researchers
-- Track the dietary habits of a group of senior citizens over the course of a year. At the end of the year, call them and say "The study is over now."
-- Select 100 mostly healthy adults. Give each of them a pill. Tell them it’s a magic pill that will cure whatever ails them, eliminate all regrets, and allow them to be perfectly happy and healthy for the rest of their lives. (First, invent magic pill.)
-- Sequester a group of high-level business professionals in a hotel for a week. Divide them into groups 1 and 2. Give the members of Group 1 green baseball caps and the members of Group 2 yellow baseball caps. Tell them they must wear the caps for the entire week, even when they’re sleeping. If they ask why say "Oh, I’m sorry, are you in-charge of this research? Because I thought I was." That’ll teach 'em.
Posted by teb at August 16, 2005 11:03 AM