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September 07, 2005
:-)
A Minor Tweaks reader wrote in to suggest that -- considering our present location -- there should be a post on the breakup of Jude Law and Sienna Miller, a topic that has consumed the British press for weeks. This is an excellent suggestion. Unfortunately, I'm writing from a McDonald's and the computer I'm using has a strange metal keyboard: one does not type on it so much as one MASHES DOWN EACH KEY WITH AS MUCH FORCE AS POSSIBLE IN HOPES THAT A LETTER WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN. Sometimes this works, sometimes it dsn't. Consequently, I am unable to address the Law-Miller issue in as much detail as I would like. But let me say this: I hope those kids work it out. It always saddens me when rich, beautiful people experience temporary romantic problems.
By the way, this keyboard, while no good for typing, is the first one I've ever seen with dedicated keys for happy and unhappy faces. This is very convenient for those of us who like to sprinkle emoticons throughout our prose. :-) Though I would have preferred a keyboard that actually worked. :-(
Posted by teb at September 7, 2005 11:54 AM