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October 31, 2005
Attention trick or treaters
-- I’d appreciate it if you actually said "trick or treat." Call me old-fashioned, but I prefer the traditional Halloween greeting to simply holding your bag open and looking surly.
-- You should dress up. I’m unlikely to mistake you for a scary ghoul if you’re wearing jeans and a T-shirt. At least paint your face or something.
-- You should be a child. If you’re 16 or older, I’m not giving you free candy. You can drive to the store and get your own damn Reese’s cups.
-- Just take a piece of candy. There’s no twenty-dollar bill hiding in there, so stop searching. The sooner we complete this transaction, the sooner I can get back to watching TV.
Posted by teb at October 31, 2005 10:43 AM