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October 13, 2005
Humidifier vs. Dehumidifier: THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN!
Humidifier: Listen up, Dehumidifier! This is the end for you. I’m gonna make it like a freakin’ rainforest in here! And you know what you can do about it? Nothing! Absolutely nothing! Oh sure, you’ll try. With winter coming, the air in the house will become more dry than usual, but guess what? I’m not going to quit! In fact, the word "quit" isn’t even in Humidifier’s vocabulary! Except when it’s needed to point out that quitting is not something Humidifier would ever do! So bring it on, punk!
Dehumidifier: Humidifier likes to talk a lot of smack, but when it comes right down to it, you have to ask yourself "Who’s more effective at helping to regulate air-moisture content?" That’s right! Dehumidifier! I remove water from the air, just like I’m going to remove that smirk from your face, Humidifier! Eventually that tank of yours is gonna run dry, and when it does I’ll be right there -- laughing! Hahahahahaha. That’s an example of me laughing. At you, Humidifier. Hahahahahaha. See, I did it again!
Posted by teb at October 13, 2005 09:00 AM