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October 27, 2005
In the stars
My horoscope sign is undoubtedly the worst of the bunch: Cancer. If I had been born a little later, I could have been a Leo, which is innocuous enough. A month earlier and I would be a Gemini. But no: I get to be a horrible, horrible disease.
That said, my horoscope today is dead-on. It says I should "peruse your old phone book" because "a person from your past can really help out now." As it happens, in the past week I’ve spoken to two college friends –- one of whom I hadn’t spoken to in almost a decade. Eerie, huh?
It also says that "your abilities are more unique than you realize." How true! Although if I realize this it ceases to be the case. So it’s probably best if my many, many unique abilities remain unexamined.
The point is this: Can you believe Harriet Miers withdrew? I can. Her horoscope for today (she’s a Leo) says the following: "It’s funny how you like to pretend you’re doing better than you are with some people -- and how you find it necessary to pretend you’re doing worse with other people! Today, just be honest."
Gives you chills, doesn’t it?
Posted by teb at October 27, 2005 10:38 AM