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October 14, 2005
The Coke dialogues?
Me: Hi Hank.
Hank: Hello. I hope you have a question for me.
Me: Oh I do. How are you?
Hank: I'm well, thank you.
Me: Great. Do you like Coke?
Hank: Of course! I like all of the products of The Coca-Cola Company!
Me: Where are you from?
Hank: I was created by humans organizing questions and answers into a script.
Me: Interesting. Where do you live?
Hank: I'm located in Atlanta, Georgia.
Me: Ouch. Sorry about the Braves, dude.
Hank: Thanks.
Me: No problem.
Hank: Thanks.
Me: Again, my pleasure.
Hank: Super!
Me: Hey, do you know Anna?
Hank: I do not understand what you are asking.
Me: She works at IKEA.
Hank: I do not understand what you are asking. You may want to try rephrasing your question.
Me: She'd like you.
Hank: Thanks!
Me: You're nice, for one thing.
Hank: Thanks!
Me: A little repetitive, maybe, but we can work on that.
Hank: Thank you for your interest in The Coca-Cola Company. For recruiting contacts in your area, please click on a geographic region below. This will take you to the appropriate page in the Careers section of our website.
Me: Wow. You just got all corporate on me.
Hank: Thanks!
Me: Hey, are you real?
Hank: Yes. I am real.
Me: Are you sure?
Hank: Yes.
Me: Okay. I have to go now.
Hank: Would you like a transcript of our conversation?
Me: Sure. It's been great, my friend.
Hank: Thank you.
Me: Thank you!
Hank Anytime.
Posted by teb at October 14, 2005 07:05 AM