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November 21, 2005
A service to you, dear reader
Like Google, the purpose of Minor Tweaks is to organize and index all of the world’s information. I’ll be the first to admit that we still have a long way to go. That said, progress is being made.
In the past month, for example, 21 people have found the site after typing in some combination of the words "humidifier vs. dehumidifier.” They stumbled onto this post, which helpfully explains the difference between the two. You’re welcome.
In other cases, however, Minor Tweaks falls short. The person who searched for “back to basics of love waylon jennings lyrics explanation” was undoubtedly left unsatisfied.
So allow me to explain:
There are two things that make life worth living. One of them is guitars. The other is firm-feeling women. Fame is overrated. Rather than focusing on material possessions -- such as diamond rings and fancy cars -- people should just love each other. So-called success often leads to problems. Perhaps a simpler lifestyle is the way to go. Instead of a coat and tie, the singer suggests boots and faded jeans. He also suggests moving to Luckenbach, Texas, where ain’t nobody feeling no pain.
There you go. I hope that helps. As for the person who typed in "i am looking for brad" -- I think he’s over at Kim’s house. Try his cell.
Posted by teb at November 21, 2005 10:02 AM