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November 30, 2005
Possible Reasons Why Huxley The Cat Is Licking The Biscuits (Pictured Below) That Have Been Sitting In A Bowl On Our Kitchen Table Since Thanksgiving
-- He's a cat. What else is there to do?
-- He's attempting to draw our attention to the biscuits which, let's be honest, should have been thrown away days ago.
-- He's trying to fool us into thinking that the biscuits are still good. Then, when we try to eat one, he'll laugh and laugh.
-- He's desperately searching for a buzz.
-- The feel of the biscuit's flaky exterior against his sensitive tongue reminds him of something he once licked as a kitten. Consequently, each lick brings with it the memory of a time that has passed and will never come again.
--- Umm ... buttery.
Posted by teb at November 30, 2005 09:43 AM