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November 03, 2005
Praise the turtles
Madonna quoted by BBC News:
"If it makes Tom Cruise happy, I don't care if he prays to turtles," she said.
Well, I do. Those of us who grew up praying to turtles are tired of celebrities jumping on the bandwagon just because it’s hip. Sure, they brag about how they pray to turtles -- perhaps they even wear a gold shell around their necks. But have they really made a deep, lifelong commitment to turtles? Have they studied the holy turtle scriptures? Do these celebrities endeavor to "move slowly and hide often" as the turtles have instructed us? Or are they simply going through the motions? Remember: Only the true Turtleists will ascend to that great terrarium in the sky. Everyone else will be buried in the backyard.
Posted by teb at November 3, 2005 10:29 AM