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December 29, 2005
Hardships Gordon Paris, CEO of Hollinger International, Must Endure After Recent Salary Cut
From the Chicago Sun-Times:
The annual salary of Gordon Paris, 52, chairman and CEO of Hollinger International, owner of the Chicago Sun-Times, will be reduced to $900,000 in 2006 from $2 million in 2005, according to the company's proxy statement filed Tuesday.
-- Can no longer use twenties as bathroom tissue. Must use tens.
-- Swimming pool to be filled with Dasani instead of Evian.
-- Forced to fire woman who brushed his teeth.
-- No more Faberge egg omelets.
-- Must cope with shame of making only 60 times as much as a full-time employee at, say, Border's bookstore.
-- Feels just "really rich" rather than "really, really rich."
-- Has to abandon plans to build enormous gold hat.
Posted by teb at December 29, 2005 11:16 AM