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December 15, 2005
Matt Drudge's To-Do List
TAKE RECYCLING TO THE CURB!!!
POST LARGE PICTURE OF ELTON JOHN!!!
DRINK SEVERAL CUPS OF COFFEE!!! BLACK!!!
USE THE ELLIPSIS ... LIKE IT'S GOING OUT-OF-STYLE!!!
BASK IN THE PERPLEXING PRAISE OF CAMILLE PAGLIA WHO THINKS I'M SOME KIND OF BRILLIANT REBEL!!!
BE AMAZED BY OWN SUCCESS CONSIDERING UTTER LACK OF IDENTIFIABLE TALENT !!!
CLEAN HAT!!!
Posted by teb at December 15, 2005 10:18 AM