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January 04, 2006
Actual Comments Made By Dave, The Guy Who Drove Me Around St. Louis
"There's the arch. It's six-hundred and -- well, I don't know the exact stats on that."
"I used to plow everybody's snow. But we don't get as much snow anymore. They get more snow up north."
"Two years from now I'll be riding around in the back of a limo."
"I get free passes from strip clubs."
"I'm not one of these guys who goes around looking for a good deal."
"I'm a bad speller. That's why I used to get some guy to type up my letters."
BONUS: Actual Exchange Between Me and Dave
Dave: I drive to D.C. all the time.
Me: Really? Probably takes you about -- what? -- 15 hours?
Dave: Oh no. More like 13 or 14. I mean, if I hit it really hard.
Posted by teb at January 4, 2006 11:49 AM