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January 26, 2006
Excerpts from the September 3, 2001, issue of Time Magazine I found on the Metro yesterday that now –- more than four years later -- seem oddly prescient, silly and/or kind of sad
-- A quote from President Bush in which he refers to a tree expert as an "arbo-tree-ist."
What a knucklehead! At least there's no chance we'll re-elect him.
-- A brief article that wonders whether Michael Jackson is still the King of Pop.
Um, no.
-- A brief article that wonders whether Eddie Murphy can make "Pluto Nash" a success.
Um, no.
-- A column predicting a "worldwide economic crisis" that includes this line: "Might anything else tip the mood from mere gloom to catastrophe?"
That would be a yes.
-- A brief item about how the FBI uncovered fraud in McDonald's Monopoly game.
Good work, guys. That's important. It's not a waste of time. Besides, there's nothing else you fellas need to worry about right now.
-- An article about how Bush was already squandering the federal budget surplus.
What a knucklehead! At least there's no chance we'll re-elect him.
Posted by teb at January 26, 2006 10:33 AM