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January 02, 2006
OFF LEASH: Welcome 2006
"Off Leash" is an occasional column by Fiddler. Past columns can be found here.
The beginning of a year is an opportunity, not only to reflect on the accomplishments of the previous year, but to consider where one is heading in the new one. I'm not talking about so-called resolutions -- those quickly broken promises to lose weight, quit smoking, or stop growling at squirrels. No, I'm speaking of a deeper introspection, the kind of sustained self-analysis that can alter our lives for the better, that can help us to fully realize our potential, to finally become who we truly are.
On another note, have you ever tried Pup-Peroni? It's a beefy training treat from Petsmart. The slogan is "A Pooch'll Do Anything for Pup-Peroni Dog Snacks." Now, I find the idea that a dog will do "anything" for a treat more than a little insulting; and the name "Pup-Peroni" is the kind of corporate cleverness I normally despise. But, man, are they good. Really, really good. I can't tell you how good they are. Wow. As soon as the lid is unscrewed, I can barely contain myself. I’ve got to have one RIGHT NOW.
It is my hope that this new year will be full of "Pup-Peroni," so to speak. I'm using Pup-Peroni here as a metaphor. Although, just to be clear, I also mean it literally. (I’m not kidding. Those are some tasty treats.)
Posted by teb at January 2, 2006 10:48 AM