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January 27, 2006
The Searchers
The following is a true statement: People search for stuff on the Internet.
This is also a true statement: Sometimes, through no fault of their own, these people end up visiting Minor Tweaks.
Furthermore: I find the stuff they were searching for when they ended up here endlessly fascinating.
To wit:
-- "how it feels to be really rich"
I'm going to guess and say it feels pretty good.
-- "LBJ headband"
Come on, there's no such thing. Is there? Because that would be too awesome.
-- "is vaseline okay to put in a dry nose"
Yes. Though not in public.
-- "kelly ripa skin care routine"
1. Cleanse
2. Exfoliate
3. Moisturize
4. Be startled by own inexplicable success
5. Repeat
-- "how to explain to a child the quote a house divided against itself cannot stand"
See, the house is ... divided. Not literally. It's more like, you know, it might fall down or something. So if the house is against itself -- meaning it's divided -- then it is unable to stand. Not "stand" like people stand but "stand" like a house stands. Houses can't sit, of course. Anyway. Isn't it your bedtime?
Posted by teb at January 27, 2006 11:03 AM