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January 16, 2006
The weekend to-do list: A postmortem
Consider making appointment to get hair cut. Consider showing up without appointment. Fail to do either.
Briefly entertain the idea of trimming the ivy along the fence. Decide it’s too cold.
Eat three nectarines.
Sweep up dog hair. Be utterly stupefied that a short-haired dog could shed this much.
Think "I really should replace the fluorescent bulb in the closet that burned out at least two months ago."
Listen to Joanna Newsom's record "The Milk-Eyed Mender" for, like, the ten-billionth time. Think about sending her long, adoring, very detailed fan letter. Realize that might be creepy.
Enjoy a nice cup of hot chocolate.
Learn the mostly useless word "aposiopesis," which refers to the rhetorical device of beginning a sentence and not finishing it. Of all the ...
Feel secretly pleased that the Redskins lost so everyone will stop talking about them. Mention said secret pleasure in blog entry, thereby making it much less secret.
Posted by teb at January 16, 2006 10:16 AM