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January 19, 2006
What We Probably Can't Expect From New Osama Tape
From Reuters:
Arab television station al Jazeera said on Thursday it would soon air a new audio tape said to be from al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden. No more details were given.
-- Message of hate delivered as funky freestyle rap.
-- An hilarious anecdote about how he can never remember which wife is which.
-- A new jihad, but this time against childhood obesity.
-- Announcement that al Qaeda is breaking up because of "creative differences."
-- Crazy rant against the United States in which he espouses a perverted version of Islam and threatens to kill more innocent people for no good reason. Oh wait ...
Posted by teb at January 19, 2006 10:52 AM