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January 09, 2006
Yes, they're liars. But the accent is simply adorable
From Reuters:
Almost a third of young Britons have passed off a ready-made meal as their own creation in order to impress someone, according to a survey by the Department of Health on Monday.
Dinner Guest: "Mmm ... this is really good. Did you make it yourself?"
Young Briton: "I did. I made that."
Dinner Guest: "Wow. You're a good cook."
Young Briton: "Yes, I am. I mean -- thank you. I made that."
Dinner Guest: "I know. You already told me."
Young Briton: "I was just re-emphasizing that fact. And it is a fact, by the way."
Dinner Guest: "What is?"
Young Briton: "That I made what you're eating."
Dinner Guest: "Right."
Young Briton: "I wouldn't want you to think it came from the store."
Dinner Guest: "Why would I think that?"
Young Briton: "I don't know. I'm just saying."
Dinner Guest: "It really is delicious. What's for dessert?"
Young Briton: "Chocolate cake. Which I made myself. Just FYI."
Posted by teb at January 9, 2006 10:48 AM