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February 06, 2006
A Sick Man's Plea
Me: Kill me.
Kellie: No.
Me: Come on.
Kellie: You just have a cold. You'll be fine.
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Me: Would you hire someone to kill me?
Kellie: No.
Me: Would you provide the means by which I can kill myself?
Kellie: I don't think so.
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Me: I have a request.
Kellie: I wonder what that could be.
Me: I was hoping you would kill me.
Kellie: Hmm ... I'll take that under advisement.
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Me: Please kill me.
Kellie: Okay.
Me: Really?
Kellie: No.
Posted by teb at February 6, 2006 06:36 AM