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February 08, 2006
What I Learned from the News
From United Press International:
A 24-year-old controversial presidential appointee at NASA has resigned his post amid accusations he lied on his resume about graduating from college. George Deutsch, who told NASA public affairs workers to limit reporters' access to a top climate scientist and ordered the word "theory" be inserted on every mention of the Big Bang, resigned Tuesday ...
What I Learned: It's best to insert the word "idiot" after every mention of George Deutsch.
From CBC News:
A private eye was charged in Los Angeles on Monday with wiretapping stars such as Sylvester Stallone and Keith Carradine and bribing a police officer for dirt on Hollywood figures.
What I Learned: Apparently Keith Carradine is a star.
From BBC News:
However, some of the strongest protests against the cartoons have come from imams who are part of the government's integration think tank. "We want the newspaper to promise that this will never happen again, or this will never stop," said imam Ahmad Akkari of the Islamic Faith Society.What I Learned: Others share my violent hatred of Garfield.
Posted by teb at February 8, 2006 12:30 PM