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February 20, 2006
Winter Olympic glossary
Bode: "To Bode" is to whine about the burden of fame, tell everyone how smart you are, and then choke when it matters.
Layback Spin: In figure skating, when a skater spins around a bunch of times until I yawn and turn the channel.
Ice Dancing: Figure skating minus the hard parts. (Even so, that Tanith Belbin sure is cute.)
Biorhythms: What to blame if you're Johnny Weir and you come in fifth.
The Wind: What to blame if you're Lindsey Jacobellis and showing off costs you the gold.
Snowboard Cross: Sounds terrible, actually awesome. Who knew?
Skeleton: 80 miles an hour? Face first? Makes luge look like ice dancing.
Posted by teb at February 20, 2006 01:50 PM