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March 02, 2006
Squirrels, humidifiers and high school
I like to help. That's why every fortnight or so I scan the list of search terms that have led hapless readers to this humble site. Then I make a good faith effort to answer those queries as sincerely and completely as I can. Is it hard work? Yes. Do I get paid for it? No. Is asking yourself questions and then answering them an annoying tic? Yes. Indeed, it is.
Here you go:
-- "getting drunk off a humidifier"
Um ... I don’t know, dude. Allow me to suggest gasoline huffing (though I suspect you've tried that already).
-- “technical term for cheese lover”
Cheesehead, maybe? That, or “philatelist.”
-- “why not?”
Because I said so.
-- “squirrels on a leash”
Multiple squirrels? On the same leash? That does sound interesting. Let me know what you find.
-- “high school how to impress someone”
Okay, this one I can answer. If you want to impress someone in high school, just be yourself. So what if you’re a little dorky? People in high school will accept you for the person you really are inside. They don’t care about "being cool” or “fitting in.” How you dress doesn’t matter. Neither does being good at sports. It's all about being the very best you that ...
Seriously, just hold your breath until college. It's much better there.
Posted by teb at March 2, 2006 10:18 AM