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March 14, 2006
The Ann Coulter Quiz
From a feature in April's Esquire in which semi-famous women give men romantic advice:
"Ann Coulter: When we're telling you about our day, pretend there's going to be a quiz later."
1. For breakfast, did I have ...
a.) eggs and toast
b.) strawberry yogurt
c.) an English muffin
d.) the still-beating heart of a newborn lamb washed down with the bitter tears of the world's poor
2. Did I research my next column by ...
a.) considering others' opinions before reaching my own
b.) engaging in civil discussion with a friend
c.) meditating on what really matters
d.) recycling the same jingoistic nonsense, but inserting different racially offensive epithets and new historical inaccuracies
3.) How did I spend the rest of my day?
a.) Apologizing profusely for making our nation's discourse less reasoned and more hateful
b.) Scolding myself mercilessly for appealing to the comfortable prejudices of the least-thoughtful among us
c.) Searching my soul for some lonely glimmer of humanity
d.) none of the above
Posted by teb at March 14, 2006 10:41 AM