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March 28, 2006
The list of demands my advance team sends to hotels before I arrive
-- The curtains in Tom's room should not close completely. He likes to be awakened by a harsh shaft of sunlight across his face.
-- Remove the batteries from the remote control (or insert dead ones). Tom prefers to change channels the old-fashioned way.
-- If you put an alarm clock in the room, find one that's nearly impossible to set. Tom enjoys a challenge.
-- The temperature in the room should be either sweltering or arctic. Nothing in-between will do.
-- The bedding should smell vaguely of other people's sweat. Tom finds this comforting.
-- Tom likes little bottles of shampoo and very small pieces of soap. The tinier, the better.
Posted by teb at March 28, 2006 11:31 AM