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April 12, 2006
Benefits of joining the nuclear club
From The Guardian:
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Iran's hardline president, trumpeted the development in a speech last night. "Dear Iran has joined the club of nuclear countries," he said in the holy city of Mashhad.
-- One-year subscription to Nuke News magazine
-- Bumper sticker that says "Ask Me About Enriching Uranium"
-- Access to gym, weight room, and pool
-- 10 percent discount on long-range ballistic missiles
-- Ability to wipe Israel off the face of the earth
Posted by teb at April 12, 2006 09:19 AM