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April 27, 2006
Suspicious Out-of-Office Replies
I'll be gone from 4/24 to 5/1. I won't be responding to e-mails because I'll be ... busy with ... stuff.
I will be on sabbatical for a year, minus time served.
I am out this week attending a "conference" in "Chicago." I will "get back to you" when I return.
I will be traveling until May 10. If you need immediate assistance, please contact my assistant/mistress, Joanne.
I am out of the office Monday. I will return Tuesday and no one shall be the wiser.
Posted by teb at April 27, 2006 07:52 AM