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May 16, 2006
A brief dialogue between THE ME WHO SELECTS NETFLIX MOVIES and THE REAL ME (ii)
THE ME WHO SELECTS NETFLIX MOVIES: So ... how was "The Story of the Weeping Camel."
THE REAL ME: It was good.
THE ME WHO SELECTS NETFLIX MOVIES: You really liked it?
THE REAL ME: I did.
THE ME WHO SELECTS NETFLIX MOVIES: What part did you like best?
THE REAL ME: Um, the camel. The part where it weeps.
THE ME WHO SELECTS NETFLIX MOVIES: The part where it weeps?
THE REAL ME: Right. That was very emotional.
THE ME WHO SELECTS NETFLIX MOVIES: You haven't watched it.
THE REAL ME: I've been busy.
THE ME WHO SELECTS NETFLIX MOVIES: With what?
THE REAL ME: Stuff. And, also, things.
THE ME WHO SELECTS NETFLIX MOVIES: And you can't find a couple of hours in your oh-so busy schedule to view the movies I/we/whatever choose from Netflix?
THE REAL ME: [covers ears with hands]
THE ME WHO SELECTS NETFLIX MOVIES: That won't do any good.
THE REAL ME: La la la. I can't hear you.
THE ME WHO SELECTS NETFLIX MOVIES: Yes, you can. This is an internal dialogue. You're not really "hearing" me anyway.
THE REAL ME: I hate you so much.
THE ME WHO SELECTS NETFLIX MOVIES: Likewise.
Posted by teb at May 16, 2006 09:30 AM