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May 31, 2006
Seek and ye shall find (or not)
People on the Internet want to know two things:
1. The difference between humidifiers and dehumidifiers.
2. How to summarize an article.
Fortunately, I can help on both the former and latter counts.
This month, 28 people have come to Minor Tweaks after typing the word "dog" into a search engine. Not a certain breed, not a question about how to bathe or train or anything else. Just the word "dog." To them, and everyone else, I say: Um, welcome.
-- "teenagers using the internet"
They are?!? Quick, someone call Stone Phillips.
-- "attitude of dogs when they get haircut"
Surly yet resigned.
-- "opinions on toasters by tom bartlette"
I like the extra "e" at the end of my name. It's classy.
-- "got to get out of my coconut tree"
Wow, Wi-Fi is everywhere these days.
Posted by teb at May 31, 2006 11:06 AM